NOT for the Faint Hearted!
You'll have to agree that after first impressions, this 'grand old lady' was once a siren, but has been laid to rest, set in a quiet and private position and left to see out her days gazing towards the West.
But rest no more, for a would-be buyer is about, and is set to rescue the ol' girl and restore her frail bones and make up her gracious face one more time so she can dazzle her audience once again with her size, her beauty, and of course her charm!
But you'll have to have vision-plus, and no stage fright, as more than paint and paper are needed to bring back her former glory. You'll need to be keen on some real work, as the task at hand is more than that, but the mouth-watering prospect is indeed going to reward the rescuing hero or heroine and set the scene for a fairy-tale ending.